Dear Appy. Can I please get a hug? And had you ever had a girlfriend? Do you wish you had one? Friend..you're scaring me.

Of course you can have a hug! Appy loves to hug all of his little helpers. And my love life is a super-top-secret! Only the most helpful of helpers can know.

you a applle how the hell do you move?

Magic! 

Can I be a Happy Appy helper?

Anyone can be a Happy Appy helper!

Can we be friends? :3

Sure, partner!

Appy is friends with everyone!

everyone.

what video games do you play? let me guess. GTA, Saints Row 3, Manhunt and all that shit?

Appy’s most favorite game in the whole wide world is Trauma Center! What could be better than having someone’s life in your hands! 

The best part is when the operations fail. 

If you are a clay apple, how do you run a blog?

This message was brought to you by Cribabi inc: Serving creepy apples with frightened child workers for over 60 years!

Is this blog even alive still.

A̸p̸̨p͜͟y͝ ̨͜i҉͜ś̷͟ ́͝e̢͠t̀͢e̕r͟na̢ļ.̧́ ̸́͡

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Right back at you, partner!

What are your plans for Halloween? (NO ANONYMOUS BUTTON OH SHIT YOU'RE GONNA FIND ME)

Appy has a special treat prepared for all the little helpers!

T̴̵̢̤̣̤̝̮̙̪͎͉͊ͧ͛͐͂̈̄̐̈̍ͩ̚͞ͅḨ͔̘̱̲̜̟̜̬͉̱͉̲͚̦͖̦̺͉̘ͭ́ͣ̄͌̊̃͆͆͋̌̈́͌̓ͣ̂́̚͟E̴̢̡̧̫͉͙͚̼̱͎̙ͥ̄̇ͯ́͛̑ͯ̇̀ͬ́Ý̨̞̯̳̳̯̘͎̣̥̥̬͇̭͎̙̬͛ͣ̒̐̋́̓̃ͦ͛͜ͅͅ ̹̞̱̞͇ͭ̈́ͤ̏͘͠M̵̶̛͍̰̱̺̠̟̬̮̟̝͎̲̖̮̮͖̽̐̓ͦ̏̔͟ͅͅŲ̮͖̟͙̓ͭͧ̋̈́ͧͤ̄̇̓̆̄͒͛͋ͧS̶̡̛̬̬͓͎̔́̃ͦ͒̊̂̄̇̿̀̃̄̎ͩ̋̂́͟Ť̺͖͚̮ͥͧ̑ͤ̓ͯͥͥ͆ͬ͂ͪ̂̏̽̀̚͘͜͢͞ ̏̌̂͊ͪ̾̑ͦ͆ͦͪ͟͢҉̷̜͚̮̣̦̗̥͙̰̕A̢̮̭̲̰̖͎͚̦̯̥̬̻͇̞̰̯͖̜̽̾̈́͐̓̓ͭ̕ͅĻ̵͈̣̣͓͍̠̗̫̪̻̲ͧ̔́͊̌̀̚͜͝L̛̞͔̤̺͉͔͇̬̘̳͈͔̋ͭ̋͗ͮ͛̓ͩ͘ͅ ̥̖̪̜̥̤̖̯̜̳̗̩̫͙ͯͧ͐ͥ͗̍ͦͧ̓ͣ͋ͫͫ̇̊̾̉̀͝S̵͍͇̱̳̩ͨ̓͌̋ͫͪ́́͞Å̸̼̗̩̲̤͈͖̦̅ͬͣͯͥ̑ͧ̃̀ͦ̌́͘ͅC̨̱̝̭͖̺̖̮̻̝̺͙̻͍ͫ͂̎̽͛͂̔ͅͅR̋̇ͥ͑ͨ͂̆ͥ̀͏̷̛͝͏͙̦̺̖̮̖̰͍̳̤̯̠͕İ̵̡ͩ̉̉̅͜͝҉̲̖̰̮̗͚̮F̑̎͛̐̈́͆ͨ̊̈́ͩ̚̚͟͏͜͏͔͕̱̣̠͖Ȉ̵̭̟̰̞̻̪̤̖̘͇͈̘̠͓̫̥͙̋͆ͧ̑͐̅̚͢͠͠ͅC̸̑ͦ̑͆̐͌̆ͣ͂̐͗͞҉͔͚̬̝̜̼̟̗̣̠̬̳͎̲Ę̵̼̩͓͖̬̠ͮ̈ͥͮ͐ͫ̏̄̉͐ͫͩ̌̈́ͤ͂̽͑͢͞ ̵̩͙̬̬̲͚͇̬̭̮̺͕̭͕̟͉͍̞̊͊̿͗͊́̒ͮ̾̑̏͒͌ͣ͆̂̀̚͠ͅT̷͎̲͖̥̱̱͎̂̀̿̾ͨ́̂͡H̴̨̲̭͈̖̜͎̠̬̋̂ͣͨ̀ͨ̒ͤ̌̾͆̅ͦ͘Ę̵̲̝̣̦̮̖͕̹̯̊̉͒͗̎̃ͬ͢͢͡I̵̛̭̖̠̥̼̳̖̠͉͉͕̣̭̘̟͋̓̒̃ͬ͛͐̾͗̃̍ͦͭ̽͋̄͆̐͠ͅR̛͚̩̟̠̲̟͇̫͈̭̻̖͖͇̜̓̄̓ͫ̋̍̾̐̒̅̓̆̓͑͒̊̐̊̀ ̢̛̿ͭ̀ͩ̔̿̎ͥ͏̢̯̮̹͓̻͖͕̲̥͚S̶̨̫̙̪͚̜̘̱̐͌́̽͊̽̏̽ͪ̋͌͊͑̚O̢̨̳̳̰͙̥͙̲͉̳͌ͮͪ̌͑̓́Ǘ̶̧̿͌̽̂ͭͮ͆͐ͪͦ͡҉̠̝͚̫̩͍̠̟͔͎̘̻̠̼̺͙̀L̶̨͖̠͇̥ͩͩͨ̾͐ͣ̑͗͂ͥ́ͤ̿̚S̴̨͍̬͙̖̈ͣ̑̍ͩ̀ͪ͌ͬͩ̽ͤ́́ ̢̘̞̙͔̗̯̬͓͓̰̮ͬ̈́̃ͦ̑̈́ͣ̆̄̊̉ͮ́̕͢T̞̗͔͙͉̩̣̺̲̩̻̳̝͈͉̺ͯ͋̊ͫ͒ͬ͆̊͐̊́͢͡͞ͅO̐ͮ͑ͩ͒̌̔̇͢͏̟̜͔̰̱̻̫͉͍̝͍ ̸̷̢̧̜̣̮̙̱ͥ͌̇ͮ̋̍̊ͫ̾̃ͦ͘S̸̮̬̬̠̹͈̱̹̣͎̹̻̻͍͖̤̳̥͑ͫ̉ͭ̎̔̓̏ͬͤ́̚̕U̴̶̡͕͇̯̦ͪ̋ͤ̆ͪ̊̈ͩͬ̇ͣ͑̓̑̊ͪ̚͝M̷̨̡͚͖̫̰̹̜̝̙̻͇̜̬̩̥̰̱͙̄̌ͭ́ͪ̆͒̍̆̓̅̇̾͐͟͞M̧͙̦̼͔̞ͧ̿ͥ͗͑̔́͝O̓̐ͩ̒ͭ̓͏͈̲͔̦̝̳̙̻̭͇̝͝Ņ̶͈̥̳̥̲̪̥̱͍̠̰̥̰̗͙͗̾ͬ̈̈́ͫ ͥ̈́̆̊ͨͪ̂̿͢͏҉̥͙͔̥̱͍̩͍͈̩͓̬̮̭͎̠F̴̧̞͙̰̲͉͉͕͙̣̮̯̞ͤ͑̈̌ͪ̂̋ͫͬ̒̆̀͞O̵̧͊̇̎ͨͤͨ͡͏͉̳̬̟̬̩̮̜͇̤̥̖̕ͅRͧ͑̑ͪ̿̑͟҉̧͙͎̮̮̪̙̰Ṱ̢͔̝̮̥̼̘̳͕̑̓̃͛ͮͥͬ̓̾ͭ̐͒ͤ̃̂̅̅ͅH̡̛͇̟̲̬̫̪̳̳̦̣̦͕̼ͫͨͥ͊̂̀͟ ̹̬̺͍̩̪͙̟̹̗͉̮̍̽ͫ͊͌͛̾̓̈̚͟͝͞͞ͅͅȂ̢̛̼̠̲̗͕̻͎͔̲̜̬̠̟̲̜̽͆ͦ̂̍͆ͣ͊ͪͣ̓̓͡P̛̻̟̞͕͚̠͎͙̲̜͉ͩ̿̿̈̀̆͐̐ͫ̂͝͡P̼͕̰͕̙̘͉͉̬͖̄̓̈́̀̒͘͜͞Y̸̯̺͖͍̍̐̆ͣͯ̐̔ͦ͗̍ͫ͋̓̂͞ ̷̛̼̯͓̞̥̜͍̙̩̼̥̮̿̅͑ͧ̾̏͊̋̽ͦ̋̆͋̓̒̒̚̕͜͝F̶̨̖̦̖͚͙͇̬̎̒̉͒̑̅́ͫͮ͟͜͠R̴͚̖̗̰͍̹̥̺̘̟ͨͧ͋͒͗̄̊ͣ̏̈́ͨ̑̃ͭͤ͗ͭ́̕͟͢Ơ̦͓̻̘͖̪̍̓̀ͭ̒̌́͜͠M̸̛͉̻̲͖͎̪̾ͨ͆͆́̕͘ ̂̾̽ͩ̔́ͨ̋҉̷̲̠̞̻̥̳T̷̨ͩ̅͗̓ͦ҉̟͓̤̫̯̞̰̺͔̰̤̘̘̱͚̜͈ͅH̱̪̳̜͕̪̲̺͚͚̠̜͓͈̭͙̻ͫ̽͌̓̀͘͞ͅË͖̹͖̼̭̹͓̥͔̣̯̱͕̞͓͓ͯ͒͑͘͘ ̵̛̩̲̰̤̝͂͆̓̚͞͡D̴̸̋ͮͭ̽͛ͨ̑̾̅ͦ͂͟҉̸̦͈̫̳͙̻͚͉̲̣̞̞̜̟̤̟̳͈Ḛ̷̮̻̦̫̦̪̤̪̩̱̥̳͓̯͊̆̈ͦ̒̇̅̈́͆̀͡͝͡ͅP̷̴̧̹̼̭͇̹̺͇͔̹̰͎̖͆ͤͦ̍̿̋̍̄̾̍̄ͯT̤̠͈͉̫̗͚͑͆̾ͣ̈́̐ͨ͆̓̕͘͜H̸̯̜̫͎͙̦̞͓̺͔̙̹̣̺̤͓ͬ̃͒ͤ̿͒̍̾ͤͮ̄̕͢Sͥͣ̈̒̔̈̊ͨͨ͊͆͏̶͓̱̭̖̩̯͖͔͕̥̭̦̺͍̻̹̬̩͜ ̵̶ͩ̔̒ͭͧ͜҉̗̣̟̦̖̯̜͓̟̗̮͉͉͖̤͍O̵̴̟̥͕̫̬̗͖̓ͦ̍͐͋ͥ͊ͯ̇̏̊̊̅̎̆͑̄̏F̸̢̘̻͎̝͖̬͊ͦͭ͛ͣ͌̿͋̔̽ͫ̉̃ͧ́́͟ ̧̥̼͇͚͕̋ͬ͑͗ͮ͘͟H̵͕̪̼̯̙̝͎̪̩͈̟ͭ͋ͨͤ̉̐ͭ̆ͦ̇̂͆͊̾̆̆̕͡͞͠ͅE̴̢̼͖̰̫̤̪̪̳̱͚̣̺̥̜̤̺͈̊̀͒ͣͬ̒̋̄́̄ͤ́̑̉͞ͅL̷̨̛̪̬͓̘̦̫̱͔̻̞͉̪̻͎̗̘̽ͪͨ͐ͦ͋͊̊̈́ͫ̔̍͑̉̓͐́̋ͫL̶̙̪̘̩͓̞̭̫͔̈̉̑̋̆͐̌̇͊ͮ̀͟.̧̼̩͓̪͚͙̼͔͎͉̗͙̗̦̲̦̠͆̈́ͯ̄ͮͣ̏͛͌͋͠ ̦̜͎̟̺̮̭͎̪͈̙̹̥̍͐ͨͬ͋̓̀̐ͭ̄ͫ͋ͤ̂̽͐ͬͯ̏͞͠